Let’s make it bigger than Christmas! We’ll start before Labor Day and celebrate ’til Black Friday, or at least until the candy runs out.

But we don’t have to. Millions of Americans are rightly deciding this pagan campaign to celebrate death has become too commercialized, too slutty, too last century. Instead of turning out the lights and leaving a basket on the stoop to appease the pagan hordes, perhaps it’s time to affirm that Halloween, properly understood, is historically, a Christian Feast, and worth a cultural reset.